DISQUS

Retarded's Notebook: Ostrich vs. Elephant

  • Troy · 5 months ago
    the ostrich pecked first... he got what was comin to him... if you have a big long exposed neck it's best noot to pick fights with those who can strangle you
  • Doot · 5 months ago
    To be fair, the ostrich bit his trunk first.
  • STail · 5 months ago
    Actually, looks like that ostrich is the jerk. Elephant's just getting 'im back.
  • ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉ · 5 months ago
    Where is the blood, the gore, the rage the fight to death ?
    So the ostrich is kissing the elephant who is hugging back.
    To cute senario, need blood.
  • Whynot · 5 months ago
    Later in life these now close friends will look back at this incident and laugh.
  • Nature · 5 months ago
    What did you say? I can't hear you? Probably because your throat is under my trunk......yeah.....that's what I thought....another punk-ass ostrich...
  • Crash · 5 months ago
    Mess with the best, die like the rest.
  • josh · 5 months ago
    ring around the posies...or your neck...
    both work for me
  • niggahigga · 5 months ago
    the ostrich pecked at him first then hes like fucker.
  • elefunt · 5 months ago
    when i saw this i totally thought of mortal combat and scorpion's "GET OVER HERE"
  • Chellzyboo · 5 months ago
    lol Mr. Elephant didnt like Mr. Ostrich biting his trunk! He was just trying to pull him over to bite him back!
  • No-One · 5 months ago
    Hey the friggin' Ostrich started it! He's a pecker!